HILLARIOUS

It's all downhill from here.

San Francisco's least reliable delivery service.

Press SPACE to ride
↑pedal↓brake←→lean SPACEhopPpauseMmuteRrestart

How to deliver (mostly) intact

↑WPedal. More speed, more drama.
↓SBrake. Hard stops surge the latte forward.
←ALean back. Wheelie, or rotate backward in the air.
→DLean forward. Nose down, or rotate forward in the air.
SPACEHop. Tap for small, hold for big. Press just before landing to hop again.
PMRPause · Mute · Restart delivery
  • The latte forgives normal riding. Hard brakes, big landings and crashes cost you.
  • Intersections end in lips. Speed plus SPACE at the edge means big air.
  • Land on the downslope with the bike level. Crashing only costs time, coffee and dignity.
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Single orders keep your best tips. Only a full shift goes on the high scores.

HILLARIOUS COURIER ACADEMY · MANDATORY · UNPAID

Training

COURIER ACADEMY · FREE RIDE · NOTHING SAVED

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DELIVERY 1 OF 2 · NOB HILL

THE $9 LATTE

Down California Street to the Financial District
SkylerFounder & CEO, Meetingless

PAUSED

The latte is getting cold. And judgmental.