HILLARIOUS

It's all downhill from here.

San Francisco's least reliable delivery service.

    Press SPACE to ride
    ↑pedal↓brake←→lean SPACEhopPpauseMmuteRrestart

    How to deliver (mostly) intact

    ↑WPedal. More speed, more drama.
    ↓SBrake. Hard stops surge the latte forward.
    ←ALean back. Wheelie, or rotate backward in the air.
    →DLean forward. Nose down, or rotate forward in the air.
    SPACEHop. Tap for small, hold for big. Press just before landing to hop again.
    PMRPause · Mute · Restart delivery
    • The latte forgives normal riding. Hard brakes, big landings and crashes cost you.
    • Intersections end in lips. Speed plus SPACE at the edge means big air.
    • Land on the downslope with the bike level. Crashing only costs time, coffee and dignity.
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    Single orders keep your best tips. Only a full shift goes on the high scores.

    HILLARIOUS COURIER ACADEMY · MANDATORY · UNPAID

    Training

    COURIER ACADEMY · FREE RIDE · NOTHING SAVED

    Free ride

    DELIVERY 1 OF 2 · NOB HILL

    THE $9 LATTE

    Down California Street to the Financial District
    SkylerFounder & CEO, Meetingless

    PAUSED

    The latte is getting cold. And judgmental.